I have some things I need to get off my chest. No personal targets, just general statements.
1. When, oh when, will the tight dress era end? Y’all do realize there are other materials out there, right? Spandex is not the answer to every garment and most of y’all don’t even need to be…. never mind. (Leather also, running.out.)
2. Are you really a stylist if you just put women in spandex dresses and high heels? Answer: No
3. When do you feel stupid about your relationship that you say is no one’s business but is all over the internet? Is it once y’all break up and they are no good sob’s or is it when y’all get back together and they’re your soul mate again.
4. My natural hair Queen movement sisters who believe that natural hair makes you a real women, I have a question? Are you saying that you were fake a month ago when you had a relaxer? (Nothing against natural hair cuz I’ve been natural for 24 years, just asking)
5. Has anyone found out what we’re urgently waking up to yet?
6. I would like to smack every person who doesn’t use their turning signal because you think everyone else is a mind reader or that we received you’re itinerary before we got in the car so we should know where you’re going.